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Heartiste: Funny like a clown
Always hilarious: painfully unfunny dudes explaining how women just aren’t funny. Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy drops some (pseudo) SCIENCE on us all: [C] hicks dig...
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Heartiste: Chris Brown is a great role model for wannabe alpha males
Over on his little chateau, otherwise known as a blog, the pick-up Heartiste Formerly Known as Roissy suggests a rather unusual role model for young and not-so-young men hoping to impress women with...
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Heartiste: Women athletes are mannish uggos because “women’s natural bodies...
So over on Chateau Heartiste, the Dude Who Used to Call Himself Roissy seems personally affronted that the female athletes in the Olympics, by and large, didn’t live up to his wet dreams of Perfect...
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Yo, dudes: Alpha males are a myth, according to actual experts on wolves
Manosphere misogynists like to tell themselves fairy tales about women. Their favorite such tale, repeated endlessly, is one called “The Cock Carousel” – sometimes referred to in expanded form as the...
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Should dating advice be a boys-only club? One self-described Omega Virgin...
NOTE: Man Boobz Pledge Week Continues! Big thanks to everyone who has donated! If you haven’t yet, and want to, here’s the button you’re looking for: The Men’s Rights blogger behind The Black Pill –...
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Heartiste on the evils of women’s suffrage, and why single women tingle for...
Over on Chateau Heartiste, the adult man who actually goes by the name “Heartiste” is getting into the spirit of the election season by going all Ann Coulter on us with a post on how terrible it is...
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Election Day Open Thread! Plus, some inane crap from Heartiste on the single...
Make sure you vote on this crucial ballot initiative. Election day is here at last! Vote! VOTE!! VOOOTTTTTEEEEE!!!1!!! Well, if you’re American, anyway. Americans and non-Americans alike, enjoy these...
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“As men, Force is the greatest weapon we have … We must use it,” says racist...
More thoughts on the election from the Manosphere. These are from the comments section of Chateau Heartiste, in response to that little manifesto from Mark Minter we talked about the other day, and...
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Masculine digit ratios, come-hither wickers and careerist shrike tankgrrl...
Cats remain unconvinced by Heartiste’s bullshit “So,” you’re probably thinking to yourself, “I’ve heard a lot of pointless uninformed speculation on the Petraeus affair, but I haven’t yet heard what...
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On Popes, PUAs, The Pill and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
I’m pretty sure this isn’t how birth control actually works. You might think that Pickup Artists, dudes obsessed with sexing up the young fertile lasses, would be huge fans of contraceptives – which,...
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Feminists! Terrible news! “Heartiste” has been having sex with you!
There’s no good way to illustrate this post so here’s sleepy Maru in a box. Lady feminists! I have some terrible, terrible news for you from pickup artiste Heartiste, the would-be God Emperor of...
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#TellAFeministThankYou fends off a manosphere manvasion!
Kittens composing feminist tweets. The twitter hashtag wars continue! Apparently still pissed off that feminists pooped on their #INeedMasculismBecause tag the other day, the dudes of the manosphere...
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Pompous Misogyny on Parade, Part Eleventy Million Billion
But of course! She’s a she. Most misogynists, it would seem, are loath to admit that they’re misogynists. “How can you say I hate women?” they’ll ask. “After all, I love my sister. She’s not like the...
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Hypergamy: How the harebrained notions of white nationalist F. Roger Devlin...
How manosphere doofuses think the world actually works. Another in an ongoing series of posts on seminal works in the manosphere canon, as it were. At some point, I’ll make a page for these. Like...
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Heartiste: Men need to be able to hit their mates in order to “retain” them
A better way to retain your mate: Be a sharp-dressed man. You may know Heartiste as a reactionary, misogynistic, proudly racist dispenser of manipulative, sometimes abusive dating advice to would-be...
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Heartiste: Cunnilingus is for betas because vaginas are icky
Man horrified by glimpse of vagina. Oh, Heartiste, sometimes I can’t help but wonder if you’ve been trolling us all along. I mean, what kind of master pickup guru is this squicked out by vaginas?...
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Is Mark Minter, Misogynistic Marriage Mocker, Really Getting Married?
Oops. Mark Minter, a bitter, angry, divorced man in his late fifties, made a name for himself over the last year or so in the tiny world of the misogynist manosphere as that subculture’s most...
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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending...
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes. Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today. Apparently what...
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Heartiste: Hitler was a bitter Beta Male who wouldn’t have started WW2 if...
But I’m a Nice Guy! Why won’t she date me? Some people dream of going back in a time machine and strangling baby Hitler in his crib, thus preventing World War II, the Holocaust, any number of stupid...
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Heartiste: Evil feminists are trying to “legitimize the biologically innate...
Chateau Heartiste: Guarded by Elves? The narcissistic racist pickup artist guru who goes by the ridiculous nickname Heartiste is a bit of an excitable fellow. What’s got his man-panties in a bunch at...
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